Response to TJ Simers' Article

captain obvious said:
As far as I can tell....

People in LA probably don't even pay attention to this guy.
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You are right about that. It gives you an idea of what the LA Times is like. Everyone I know associated with SC hates this guy. Its not just Nebraska, he does this kind of stuff about everyone. Everyone. There are not enough negative adjectives to describe this guy.

 
captain obvious said:
In addition, did you know that you can use the word "dipsh*t" and not be censored by the board??
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But you can't use the word "0wned"?

Either Two different posters mysteriously mispelled it by writing "Pwned", or I have no idea what "PWNED" means.

PWNED

 
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Spartness said:
My Reply:

Dear TJ of the LA Times...... I can understand your concerns about our lifestyle...In my hometown of Crete, Nebraska, located about 20 miles southwest of Lincoln, Our lifestyle is certainly "Un Californiaiish". Do you realize that:

1. I live 1/4 mile from my Veterinary Clinic so my commute to work is all of 20 seconds.

2. I live in a house with about 5000 sq. ft....own 7 acres, and can catch a 5 lb bass, right off of my deck.

3. I live about 1/2 mile from "gangs" of Turkey, deer, Canadian Geese and bobcats and none of them are "armed".

4. Your Pete Carrol coached guys have had a nice run of 58-6 these past 5 years which is second only to my Huskers who went 60 and 3 from 93-97 with 3 National Championships.

5. I can spell "Murder" but there hasn't been one in these parts for at least my 50 years.

6. My house has a lock on its door.....but we have never had to use it.

7. In Crete, People spend $100,000 on houses......not cars

8. When I go to church, I care about the other 300 members because I have known most of them....most of my life.

9. My kids can walk to school and walk around downtown and in shopping malls without a guarded escort.

10.On a clear day, I can see the Capital 25 miles away......I'm not even sure what "Smog" is.

11......And last but not least......I am about 4 fairway woods from a golf course where it costs $9 to play.

I would invite you to spend some time with me the week before the USC game, but our village already has an idiot and currently, we are not advertising for anyone else to take his place.......As Always in Huskerville...GFL
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My wife just forwarded me an e-mail that is circulating through her company (C&A Industries - in Omaha) and it was forwarded to her office from someone in California who was talking about Simers article and some of the great responses. YOUR RESPONSE IS THE E-MAIL THAT WAS SENT.....You are in international superstar!!!

:bonez

 
I thought about getting an LA Times sub but then realized I thought and didn't have to get it. :lol:

and my sig line is for the "gangs" nope not bobcats, pheasants, deer or geese. <_<

whew close one.

 
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