NUance
Assistant Coach
Okay OH HSKR FAN, here's the plan. Pick out a guy who you hated in high school, someone who was about your same size and build. Someone that moved away, isn't going to attend the reunion, and doesn't have close buddies who will attend the reunion either. Then you RSVP for him, and you dress up in drag and go as the tranny version of your old high school enemy. You'd need to wear heavy pancake makeup to mask your own appearance, and you'd probably have to pluck your eyebrows. But it would be worth it. You could spend the evening trying to pick up on all the single guys there (hopefully, unsuccessfully). And you could share the results of your partially complete sex change operation--beans removed, but frank still intact. Your classmates would be talking about your nemesis--the tranny classmate--for years. I think you should do it!
