How could you live with the guy. LOL. One of my roommates once said that farmers had the easiest life style because they only actually work hard about two months of the year. I told him, "that if he is going to complain about farmers, then he should never talk with his mouth full."The corn cob is better than if we had a tractor. Much better.
And I bet they thought of making a tractor hat. However, they probably couldn't decide on a color because if you make it green, then the farmers that support New Holland or other brands would hate it. if you made it blue then john deere farmers would hate it.
Etc....
(one of my roomates in college was a anti-John Deere farmer)