ohiohusker
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Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to
smile when you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady,
was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he
put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't," she replied.
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Canada with a
big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to
the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off
the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the
procedure, She burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always
working!
smile when you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady,
was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he
put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't," she replied.
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Canada with a
big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to
the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off
the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the
procedure, She burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always
working!
