Rumsfield resigns

[huskernumerouno]

Now we have the sec of defense to go against, if we start running away with the game will he call for an attack on the Huskers.

 

[darveaux]

So...does that make him "Fed-Ex" now?

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

I know this has nothing to do with football and this thread, but there is even a bigger news story. Britney is divorcing K-Fed. I am really distressed about this. :sarcasm Guys, I don't know how I am going to continue on in life. How am I going to handle everyday activities now? I'm not going to be able to sleep at night. Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.: Is anyone running to buy tickets to see K-Fed perform? :rollin

So...does that make him "Fed-Ex" now?

Oh, man - that's so bad it almost deserves a banning!!!!!

:clap :clap :clap

 

[HuskersGJ]

Why can't idiot Bush resign as well???

Can't figure out how to operate a pen to affix his signature to the resignation letter, I'd guess...

I'm sure Gonzales is busy crafting a signing statement as we speak that will let him come back "if he wants."

:yeah

Dr. Gates has been the best president we've had in YEARS, and his loss is tragic for A&M. He'll make a phenomenal SECDEF, and I hope he does well picking a successor to him. God Speed, Dr. Gates.

God Speed, indeed. he'll need all the help he can get. I don't know that any SecDef could turn this mess around though... as for a successor, maybe its a swap and A&M will hire Rummy :thumbs

that might be pretty amusing actually.

A&M's new Prez Rummy after an A&M loss, suggests that the score may look like the aggies lost, but they didn't really. A&M fans are just not smart enough to realize how complex a football game is and that fewer points than the other team is not really a loss. its a known unknown that fans only think they know. ya know.

So...does that make him "Fed-Ex" now?

:rollin :laughpound

an entertainment reporter (or whatever) on the news last night suggested that their kids are suing to avoid either parent from getting custody...

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Why can't idiot Bush resign as well???

Can't figure out how to operate a pen to affix his signature to the resignation letter, I'd guess...

I'm sure Gonzales is busy crafting a signing statement as we speak that will let him come back "if he wants."

:yeah

Dr. Gates has been the best president we've had in YEARS, and his loss is tragic for A&M. He'll make a phenomenal SECDEF, and I hope he does well picking a successor to him. God Speed, Dr. Gates.

God Speed, indeed. he'll need all the help he can get. I don't know that any SecDef could turn this mess around though... as for a successor, maybe its a swap and A&M will hire Rummy :thumbs

that might be pretty amusing actually.

A&M's new Prez Rummy after an A&M loss, suggests that the score may look like the aggies lost, but they didn't really. A&M fans are just not smart enough to realize how complex a football game is and that fewer points than the other team is not really a loss. its a known unknown that fans only think they know. ya know.

So...does that make him "Fed-Ex" now?

:rollin :laughpound

an entertainment reporter (or whatever) on the news last night suggested that their kids are suing to avoid either parent from getting custody...

:rollin :rollin :rollin