HUSKER 37
All-American
Tough crowd
I see these two women on 'Geraldo,' and they're arguing about whether or not killing sperm constitutes abortion. I hope not, because if so, me and Scott paper towel company are going to jail.
A Congressional aide asks the politician: "What are we going to do about the new abortion bill?"
The politician's reply: "Shhhhh -- just pay it."
I'm not saying whether abortion is right or wrong. I'm just saying I'm a man, I know men, and I'll tell you right now, if men could get pregnant, not only would abortions be legal, I think McDonald's would be doing them
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I see these two women on 'Geraldo,' and they're arguing about whether or not killing sperm constitutes abortion. I hope not, because if so, me and Scott paper towel company are going to jail.
A Congressional aide asks the politician: "What are we going to do about the new abortion bill?"
The politician's reply: "Shhhhh -- just pay it."
I'm not saying whether abortion is right or wrong. I'm just saying I'm a man, I know men, and I'll tell you right now, if men could get pregnant, not only would abortions be legal, I think McDonald's would be doing them
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