Having broken four bones and three fingers on my left hand I'm clapping but not with both hands. Does that count as a clap or a no clap?
Well done. This thread is very koan-like. "If we redefine 'sellout' at will, when can the sellout streak begin or end?"
I couldn't find the Simpsons clip on youtube, so this will do:
Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
Bart: Okay.
Lisa: Embrace nothingness.
Bart: You got it.
Lisa: Become like an uncarved stone.
Bart: Done.
Lisa: Bart, you're just pretending to know what I'm talking about!
Bart: True.
Lisa: Well, it's very frustrating!
Bart: I'll bet.
Lisa: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Bart: Piece of cake. [claps with one hand, fingers to palm]
Lisa: No, Bart, it's a 3000-year-old riddle with no answer.
It's supposed to clear your mind of conscious thought.
Bart: No answer? Lisa, listen up! [claps with one hand]