1) Dress Shorts - ok, we are in agreement here. They are nice for a nice day or evening out. Game on.
I've been going to some nicer golf shorts the last couple years. I love them for golf but they almost feel too formal in a more casual setting but ....
2). Cargo shorts - awesome for casual, golf, run to Walmart, drink a lot with the guys.
I've loved me some cargo shorts for a long time. But @teachercd my wife and others have bullied me into being kind of ashamed to wear them anymore. So I've been reluctantly phasing them out for fear of being ridiculed and being a fashion outcast (spoiler alert: other than a couple suits I bought last year (for the first time in my life), I'm not sure when I last bought clothing that wasn't on some sort of sale so I'm not exactly a fashionista).
3). Cut offs - the “I don’t give a f#&% what I look like, I’m working in the yard and they were old jeans with holes anyway”
I think we can all agree that this is probably out.