So there I was.....

[husker rob]

When Pee Wee got to the Bernard Institute, he saw that Ron Prince was filling out a job application for the local sperm bank. Pee Wee said "Dude you are going to get fired for drinking on the job", but you really do need to................

 

[Chef K]

"Suck the aged, ripened d*ck chesse from my balls". to which Prince replied........

 

[BigRedfxtoy]

...my premadona assitant is up to the task, I told him he'd be a starter. Then Josh walked in and said "a deal is a deal" when.....

 

[pigsonthewing]

...my premadona assitant is up to the task, I told him he'd be a starter. Then Josh walked in and said "a deal is a deal" when.....

he sent a text 5 minutes later saying "not gonna do it." but alas..

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

.......Pee-Wee showed them he could suck himself and Josh Freeman at the same time when....

 

[husker rob]

Mikey from OCC drove up in a tour bus and ran those three sick bastards over screaming you are not going to steal any more of my oxygen. Rawhide and BRI saw everything but couldnt remember a thing when it came to testify at the trial of the century. Then..........

 

[Chef K]

the staff and members of Allbuffs.com showed up to give a lecture on the benefits of being necro-pedophiles when all of a sudden..........

 

[pigsonthewing]

the staff and members of Allbuffs.com showed up to give a lecture on the benefits of being necro-pedophiles when all of a sudden..........

god came down from the heavens and struck down the bastards from allbuffs, instantly making the world a better place. but then..

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

.......Rick Neuheisel started to cry so I cut off his arms and legs and stuck him on top of a flag pole when....

 

[huskernumerouno]

gary barnett said "I will take your place and make a lot of money having sex with....."

 

[Chef K]

Female kickers, while Kordellia Stewart abuses himself by................

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

......shoving Mason Crosby's foot up his arse. Meanwhile, Tony Danza was.....

 

[adc7236]

talking about how hot Alysa Malano turned out while touching himself and speaking to........

 

[huskernumerouno]

the gay midget porn convention that was held in honor of.....

 

[husker rob]

Ron Prince winning the Salad Tossing compitition at last years expo. Then............