So there I was.....

mbhusker13 said:
they are now both doing donkey shows together in Tijauna in the off season. Their respective coaching careers are....
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right where they always will be. sucking donkey d*ck.
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The next day , I was in the Foxy Lady in downtown Lincoln , when this stripper came up to me and said.....

 
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mbhusker13 said:
they are now both doing donkey shows together in Tijauna in the off season. Their respective coaching careers are....
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right where they always will be. sucking donkey d*ck.
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Butkus. So anyway... I met this chick walking by, her name was Dirty Sanchez. She asked me if I ...

 
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He hands out the towels to his teammates...but instead handing them, he throws them in their face so he can get a good look without anyone noticing. He learned this trick from Bob Stoops while....

 
He was on a recruiting trip in Norman, which ended up being a disaster after he got in a bar fight with one of the locals. Those F'ing Hillbillies...

 
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He was on a recruiting trip in Norman, which ended up being a disaster after he got in a bar fight with one of the locals. Those F'ing Hillbillies...
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still don't realize that doing your sister is "socially inappropriate", but they vow to never give up the practice. So I decided to get the hell out of there and...

 
...fly to Botswana where before my eyes appeared a 7 ft. tall native woman with a child suckling from each breast. I stopped and asked...

 
MMMMmmmbboooooAAAAHHH! MMMMmmmbboooooAAAAAHHH! Yiddddkeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! I took that as a 'no' so I grabbed a hot dog that she was selling from her cart. When suddenly...

 
Brent Musberger rolls up in his carpool drinkin a 40. He asks me if I want to take a ride to see his new sweatshop, but before I could respond...

 
"You three all sit on the swing together and I'll push you all the same". So they hopped on the swings, waited for a push, and I hit them with my truck. After cleaning my windshield....

 
cmb23 said:
"You three all sit on the swing together and I'll push you all the same". So they hopped on the swings, waited for a push, and I hit them with my truck. After cleaning my windshield....
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i noticed that matt leinart's class ring was stuck on herbstreit's detached hand. i went to the pawn shop..

 
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cmb23 said:
"You three all sit on the swing together and I'll push you all the same". So they hopped on the swings, waited for a push, and I hit them with my truck. After cleaning my windshield....
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i noticed that matt leinart's class ring was stuck on herbstreit's detached hand. i went to the pawn shop..
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and asked the dealer "how much?". The dude replied "for the ring, or for the hand?". Naturally I said...

 
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