So there I was.....

...an errant pass from Joe Dailey hit me in the back of the head causing me to drop Matt Leinart's ring down the storm drain. I looked at Kirk's ghost and said...

 
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Mark and Kirks' menstrual cycles began to coincide making things at eSUXpn pretty messy but.....

 
The Hawk has impregnated me and our 2024 recruiting troubles are over unless....
..."Chase Daniel pulls it out and eats it." That was rather inappropriate, so I began blowing my Botswana-dog all over Rons lap, which also happened to be where Josh Freeman was living this semester, which seemed to be a bit....

 
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a little strange since Princess has always said he did swing that way. While Freepussy was combing out the Botsawana-dog from his fro, and wiping Ron's love juice from his chin, he said...........

 
........Mason Crosby came out of nowhere and kicked me 83 yards! When I got back up he was already standing beside me and was lining up for another kick. I swiftly moved out of the way (a la Charlie Brown) and he wiffed and fell on his a$$. I then kicked him in the pills numerous times before........

 
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