So there I was.....

[hack]

... "OMG!!! HOW DID THIS RABID WEASEL GET INTO MY SHORTS!!!" and passed out right before...

 

[husker rob]

Tom and Jerry were seen humping. Armageddon was close at hand because all of the animals were cross breeding like.........

 

[huskernumerouno]

something you would see in san francisco and then old wiley finally caught the road runner and twisted his head off just like....

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

.......the seven dwarfs would do to each other's weiners while snow white watched and....

 

[huskernumerouno]

made pichnichio lie to her over and over until he split her like a....

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

.....sharp rock through Dan Hawkins head. It was at this point that I realized....

 

[admo]

I was out of duct tape and my truck window had a leak. So I went to Home Depot and saw.....

 

[rawhide]

two buxom blonde hotties taking AR's eleventh wallet when Blackshirt and ETR. . . . .

 

[huskernumerouno]

Knocked them on the head and drove them to the country to go snipe hunting when.....

 

[husker rob]

rawhide and rawhide jr. out target shooting, saw the four of them and decided to joing in on the gang bang. Just then.........

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

......BRI and Miss Nevada showed up to join the party and........

 

[huskernumerouno]

bernard jumps behind the truck and all of a sudden they hear muffled sounds of what sounds like a goat in distress and....

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

....they all ran over to see what was going on and they found an Axl_sued_me sandwich, with the goat and bernard as the bread. So......

 

[huskernumerouno]

BRI pulled his weapon and put the goat out of its misery and they grapped axl and bernard and...

 

[rawhide]

asked them :WTH were you thinking having unprotected sex with Danny the Hawk if. . . . .