So there I was.....

[husker rob]

while child services stands around wondering if they should do anything or not.

 

[Necava Husker]

...since Cody is not an infant, Daddy/Coach Dan can do pretty much anything he wants, such as..

 

[husker rob]

like give each other Cleveland Steamers and Dirty Sanchez's.........speaking of Sanchez, did you hear about the time that he..............

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

...boomer, and soonerOLB played ookie cookie and...

 

[huskernumerouno]

Bloomer was sticking popsicles up their asses and....

 

[husker rob]

Cody Hawkins said, what the hell is ookie, cookie.......you freaks, and then......

 

[Necava Husker]

…he asked, “Is a dirty Sanchez when Mark Sanchez goes down behind the USC line of scrimmage?—because if it is, we may get to see a few of those on Sept 15 when …

 

[BGREDSTUCKN IA]

Booty is unable to play because his a$$........

 

[Necava Husker]

…is completely worn out due to too many trips to West Hollywood—speaking of Hollywood, have you seen the latest movie…

 

[TarheelTrojan]

...South Central Real Estate: The Reggie Bush Story, starring...

 

[Necava Husker]

...South Central Real Estate: The Reggie Bush Story, starring...

…Cuba Gooding Jr as Reggie, and George Hamilton as Coach Pete Caroll, and…

 

[husker rob]

...South Central Real Estate: The Reggie Bush Story, starring...

…Cuba Gooding Jr as Reggie, and George Hamilton as Coach Pete Caroll, and…

and Michael Vick as himself, as a dipsh*t, who doesnt know what he had and

 

[rawhide]

Georgie Bush and Billy Clinton for having it and not knowing it when out of no where. . . .

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

came Boomer to explain to Cody Hawkins that "ookie cookie" is a game where guys have a circle jerk on a cookie and whoever finishes last eats the cookie. Just then...

 

[husker rob]

drowning realized that he had played that game before, but luckily he was a premature ejaculater and bloomer had erectile disfunction so bloomer graciously gobbled the ookie cookie right down, when