Sports quotes, taken out of context

NUance

NUance

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Have you ever read a sports news story with a quote that is just plain bizarre? And REALLY bizarre if taken out of context. That is what this thread is for.

Here goes. A classic quote from a while ago:

They also found a hatchet and an open, one-third-full bottle of Grey Goose vodka in the SUV. link
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Here's another. Maybe not so bizarre though, since it's the SEC.

a recent sociology grad may wind up starting for an SEC team less than six months after being charged for second-degree burglary, and just three months after getting caught with marijuana while already on suspension from his former team. As an added bonus, he'll get to pursue his lifelong dream of attaining a master's degree in Parks and Recreation Management. link
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nuance said:
Here's another. Maybe not so bizarre though, since it's the SEC.

a recent sociology grad may wind up starting for an SEC team less than six months after being charged for second-degree burglary, and just three months after getting caught with marijuana while already on suspension from his former team. As an added bonus, he'll get to pursue his lifelong dream of attaining a master's degree in Parks and Recreation Management. link
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They must be talking about Masoli at Ole Miss

 
"I wont be happy till we slaughter the fattened calf on the field before the game. Painting our away jerseys in its blood. That alone would be the statment of the decade." Huskerboard
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nuance said:
"I wont be happy till we slaughter the fattened calf on the field before the game. Painting our away jerseys in its blood. That alone would be the statment of the decade." Huskerboard
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yikes, the worst thing is that is not at all out of context, it is the whole quote. and it is no less creepy in its proper context.

 
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