HUSKER 37
All-American
Didn't see a "cubicle" for Jokes, but I just got this one emailed to me from my Sister in Lincoln...
Stop me if you've heard it.
THE NEBRASKAN
A guy from Nebraska dies and goes to Hell. He had been a horrible man all
his life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer.
To make it even worse, he cranks up the temperature and humidity.
>
After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is
suffering adequately.
The devil is aghast as the Nebraskan is happily swinging his hammer and
whistling a happy tune!
>
The devil walks up to him and says "I don't understand this! I've turned the
heat way up, it's humid and you're crushing rocks. Why are you so happy?"
>
The Nebraskan, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is
great! It reminds me of August in Lincoln. Hot, humid and a good place to
work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
>
The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Nebraskan's
remarks. He then decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain
and torrential winds. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess.
>
Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing in his eyes, the Nebraskan
is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed
rocks. Again, the devil asks how he can be so happy in such awful
conditions.
>
The Nebraskan, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is
great! It's just like April in Lincoln. It reminds me of working out in
the yard with spring planting. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
>
Now the devil is completely baffled. He is more determined than ever to
make the Nebraskan suffer. He then makes the temperature plummet.
Suddenly, Hell is blanketed in 3 feet of snow and ice. Confident that this
will finally make the Nebraskan unhappy, he checks in on the Nebraskan
again. He is again aghast at what he sees!
>
The Nebraskan is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he
cavorts in utter glee! "How can you be so happy? Don't you know it's 40
below zero?" screams the devil.
>
Jumping up and down the Nebraskan throws a snowball at the devil and yells
"Hell is frozen over!! That means the Cornhuskers held a first half lead and
beat a B12 South opponent that wasn't Baylor!!"
Or something like that. :lol:
Stop me if you've heard it.
THE NEBRASKAN
A guy from Nebraska dies and goes to Hell. He had been a horrible man all
his life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer.
To make it even worse, he cranks up the temperature and humidity.
>
After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is
suffering adequately.
The devil is aghast as the Nebraskan is happily swinging his hammer and
whistling a happy tune!
>
The devil walks up to him and says "I don't understand this! I've turned the
heat way up, it's humid and you're crushing rocks. Why are you so happy?"
>
The Nebraskan, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is
great! It reminds me of August in Lincoln. Hot, humid and a good place to
work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
>
The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Nebraskan's
remarks. He then decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain
and torrential winds. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess.
>
Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing in his eyes, the Nebraskan
is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed
rocks. Again, the devil asks how he can be so happy in such awful
conditions.
>
The Nebraskan, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is
great! It's just like April in Lincoln. It reminds me of working out in
the yard with spring planting. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
>
Now the devil is completely baffled. He is more determined than ever to
make the Nebraskan suffer. He then makes the temperature plummet.
Suddenly, Hell is blanketed in 3 feet of snow and ice. Confident that this
will finally make the Nebraskan unhappy, he checks in on the Nebraskan
again. He is again aghast at what he sees!
>
The Nebraskan is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he
cavorts in utter glee! "How can you be so happy? Don't you know it's 40
below zero?" screams the devil.
>
Jumping up and down the Nebraskan throws a snowball at the devil and yells
"Hell is frozen over!! That means the Cornhuskers held a first half lead and
beat a B12 South opponent that wasn't Baylor!!"
Or something like that. :lol:
