Story about Pelini being a jerk to an 8 year old Husker fan.

[HuskerCode]

My Uncle's Newphew's cousin's Grandfather's Neighbor's Mom's Sister said she was taking a walk down Vine street when her friend said that her Mom's niece's sister-in-law's brother's son got chased down by Pelini. Might be on the internet. I don't know.

 

[Count 'Bility]

My Uncle's Newphew's cousin's Grandfather's Neighbor's Mom's Sister said she was taking a walk down Vine street when her friend said that her Mom's niece's sister-in-law's brother's son got chased down by Pelini. Might be on the internet. I don't know.

youre trying too hard

 

[HuskerCarter]

The bowl game can't get here soon enough so we can talk about how bad the coaching was from Barney Cotton but somehow still managed to pull out a win against USC.

 

[Glendower]

I heard Bo Pelini punched a dog in the face. In fact, my neighbor's niece told him that a friend of hers saw him kick a kitten, too. It's all over the internet.

Unless i hear it from your Salt Water aquarium guy, I aint buying it.

Oh, man, last time I saw that guy he had so many horrible stories. One time, Bo dropped a fish in a vat of hot oil and then he ate it!