Oh don't even come at me with that internet tough guy crap. I'm not sitting here challenging you to a f#&%ing fight from several hundred miles away. Don't be so f#&%ing dense. I'm sorry you can't handle a little color, people disagreeing with you and getting called out on the fact you're NOT the smartest prick in the room ALL the time. A question I've asked you before, have you ever had a good day? Seriously, treat yourself to a spa day or something, have them pull the stick out of your diamond making a$$ and get the f#&% over yourself you massive tool.
Scotty isn't going to love you no matter how many times you think you're insulting me.
Oh don't even come at me with that internet tough guy crap. I'm not sitting here challenging you to a f#&%ing fight from several hundred miles away. Don't be so f#&%ing dense. I'm sorry you can't handle a little color, people disagreeing with you and getting called out on the fact you're NOT the smartest prick in the room ALL the time. A question I've asked you before, have you ever had a good day? Seriously, treat yourself to a spa day or something, have them pull the stick out of your diamond making a$$ and get the f#&% over yourself you massive tool.
Scotty isn't going to love you no matter how many times you think you're insulting me.
He will love me regardless. And my bad I should have known you would take most of that as compliments. Are you seriously this insufferable in real life? Where can I send sympathy flowers to your maybe 3 or 4 friends?
Save your money. I'm sure you'll need it for gas trolling the Wal-Mart parking lot looking for your next sexual encounter to tell us about.
Strictly Target lot lizards for me bro. I'm sure one day you'll pop your cherry. I would even chip in for a bunny ranch visit if it meant you would stop being such a douche.
Your kids are going to be heartbroken when they find out you are a virgin.Are you seriously trying to insult me with a virginity take?
Is this your subtle way of trying to get me to tell you about all the times I've had the sex?
You really are a dips#!t
God no! I'd rather not hear about the furious 72 seconds of unsatisfying flailing around you've probably done 7 times once a year on your birthday.Is this your subtle way of trying to get me to tell you about all the times I've had the sex?
God no! I'd rather not hear about the furious 72 seconds of unsatisfying flailing around you've probably done 7 times once a year on your birthday.
Even in the woodshed, no one needs to read what gets you going in order to lay into those hogs in middle Nebraska.