Vols coaching search was turning into such a joke that I thought it was plausible. Why not apply for a job where you get paid $3M/year? You don't necessarily have to be good and you could milk the job for a few years before getting fired. All you have to do is put up with some annoying complaints from the fans and some pesky journalist. Ridiculous little people that can't accept their team laying an egg. They aren't millionaires like me. And the AD, I can explain to him how the kids just aren't executing my complicated scheme. Boosters? It will take them a few years to catch on and then I can retire. Heck yes sign me up.
No, I didn't think it was real.