THE ATHEIST AND THE MARINE

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A United States Marine was attending some college

courses between assignments. He had completed missions

in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a

professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of

the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when

he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly

stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to

knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15

minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear

a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor

proclaimed, 'Here I am, God. I'm still waiting.' It

got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine

got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and

cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The

professor was out cold . The Marine went back to his

seat and s at the re, silently. The other students

were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in

silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,

looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the hell is the

matter with you? Why did you do that?' The Marine

calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to

say stupid sh#t and act like an bad guy. So, He sent

me.'

 
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How about 'the disrespectful douche and the marine?'

Atheists support the country, our soldiers, and our freedoms no less.

 
How about 'the disrespectful douche and the marine?'

Atheists support the country, our soldiers, and our freedoms no less.
God, Country, Corp
that doesn't make sense

I bet you there are marines who don't believe in your god or a god just as there are those who do. And they are just as important to our country and to each and every citizen.

 
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How about 'the disrespectful douche and the marine?'

Atheists support the country, our soldiers, and our freedoms no less.
God, Country, Corp
that doesn't make sense

I bet you there are marines who don't believe in your god or a god just as there are those who do. And they are just as important to our country and to each and every citizen.
You are right but where did I say there wasn't.

 
JHC to have to be politically correct all the freaking time ...ON A MESSAGE BOARD NO LESS.

wouldn't want to piss anyone off.

JHC...get the f over yourself. You are in or you are out. Don't much care about your religion or your beliefs.

I care about my country.

(I'm sure I'll get in trouble for this one)

 
JHC to have to be politically correct all the freaking time ...ON A MESSAGE BOARD NO LESS.

wouldn't want to piss anyone off.

JHC...get the f over yourself. You are in or you are out. Don't much care about your religion or your beliefs.

I care about my country.

(I'm sure I'll get in trouble for this one)
:o :)

 
JHC to have to be politically correct all the freaking time ...ON A MESSAGE BOARD NO LESS.

wouldn't want to piss anyone off.

JHC...get the f over yourself. You are in or you are out. Don't much care about your religion or your beliefs.

I care about my country.

(I'm sure I'll get in trouble for this one)
YOUR WARNING LEVEL HAS JUST BEEN INCREASED FOR NON POLITICAL CORRECTNESS........one more and you will banished back to the club clean-up/entertainment for life

 
JHC to have to be politically correct all the freaking time ...ON A MESSAGE BOARD NO LESS.

wouldn't want to piss anyone off.

JHC...get the f over yourself. You are in or you are out. Don't much care about your religion or your beliefs.

I care about my country.

(I'm sure I'll get in trouble for this one)
calm down. I'm just saying I agree with zoogies. :rolleyes:

 
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