The Beginning

AR Husker Fan

AR Husker Fan

Team HuskerBoard
God Said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."

Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?"

God said, "Go down into that valley."

Adam said, "What's a valley?"

God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river."

Adam said, "What's a river?"

God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."

Adam said, "What is a hill?"

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"

Adam said, "What's a cave?"

After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."

Adam said, "What's a woman?"

So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."

Adam said, "How do I do that?"

God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said, "What's a headache?"

 
um...yeah it does...we really do get 'headaches', sometimes...occassionally..maybe...anyway...

ya know we all can't be 'up' at the same time... :laughpound chuckleshuffle

us women need our rest too... :ahhhhhhhh

 
most of the time us men dont really care if you want to sleep through it or not. we can always cover you up when we are done.

 
smart a$$...

you men must think alike... not that is a bad thing...and you do care, admit it...

and we do appreciate the 'cover'

 
Must........not........tell...........joke.........must..........fight........the urge......CAN'T......STOP....

How do you know when a woman is about to say something really clever?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me.."

chuckleshuffle

 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top