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MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: CAMERON MEREDITH, NEBRASKA
Ladies and gentleman, today's very special Mustache Wednesday is brought to you by reader Aaron, who treats us all oh so right by escorting us to the velvet room, asking the bartender for a few French 75s, and then introducing us to Mater Dei's Master Mustache, Nebraska DE Cameron Meredith.

The strength of this mustache lies in its versatility. At one time, it says all of these at once:

--What can he do to get you in this 2002 Pontiac Aztek today, ma'am?

--Can't he do anything to speed up the production here a little? Jack Horner needs *** Academy Pt. Seven ASAP!

--SOMOS LISTOS, AMIGOS! LA REVOLUCION ESTA AQUI!

--The suspect was seen leaving the store with a bundle of sweet car stereo equipment, a beautiful sales clerk, and a kickass Tesla t-shirt on. Warning: HE IS CONSIDERED ARMED, SEXY, AND DANGEROUS

Happy Mustache Wednesday, Mother****!
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One of the comments on that page says he looks like Keith Stone from the Keystone Light commercials. Try a side-by-side... it's uncanny.

 
GSG5545 said:
One of the comments on that page says he looks like Keith Stone from the Keystone Light commercials. Try a side-by-side... it's uncanny.
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LOL and there is this which I think to be a Ned Flanders refrence.

Growing up I had a neighbor that had a mustache like that. He called it “The Cookie Duster.” He was a great neighbor.
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Here's my Q&A with David Ubben just a minute ago:

Big G (Western Nebraska)

Better mustache: Landry Jones or Cameron Meredith?

David Ubben (1:25 PM)

I haven't gotten to see Meredith's but really, Jones' mustache all last year is just a misnomer. It's a light full beard, but his chin strap covered his...chin strap and made him look like he was mustachioed. But he says he's bringing it back this year, so he better loss the gruff elsewhere.
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I had the honor of seeing the camstache in person yesterday...it's definitely getting back to it's glory days after the fan day trimming. I can only imagine it's power by the time WKU rolls into town.

 
Ubben somewhat redeemed himself:

Brian (Iowa)

I"d say Cameron definitely has the better 'stache. You gotta check it out, Ubbs... Google it. Also, the Texas and Friends conference would definitely reflect where the power lies in that conference. Anyway, for my question, a recent pre season publication I saw said Nebraska had the top O Line in the Big 12... where would you rank the Huskers O Line?

David Ubben (1:34 PM)

I did a little research, and you're right. It's Meredith by a mile. Can I make a formal request for a handlebar by November? Make it happen, Husker fans.
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I'm hoping he let's it go to where you can see it from the nosebleed seats. Yosemite Sam-ish

 
I'd just like to point out, I'm the one who swayed Ubben to reconsider his position on B12 staches. Yes, I am none other than Brian from Iowa. :)

 
In today's Q&A, LB Sean Fischer said that most of the mustaches will be gone because the players will be doing their videos for HuskerVision and "no one wants to be up on that big screen with their mustaches."

BTW, Fischer said the Alonzo Whaley's stache is blond. I'd love to see a picture of that before it's gone.

 
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I saw them both yesterday. Neither of them had staches, Meredith was the only one I saw with one.

 
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