The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[ADS]

Shawn Watson attracts bears.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson mispronounces Papillion, Beatrice, and Kearney.

 

[kansas husker]

Shawn Watson locked my keys in my car

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson farted in my cereal.

 

[Sparker]

Shawn Watson paid the A&M player $5 to grab Ben Cotton's balls.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson likes the work of Kenny G.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson enjoys pain and suffering.

 

[kansas husker]

Shawn Watson started the great chicago fire

 

[Kruzu]

Shawn Watson is mean to animals.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson starts forest fires.

 

[nemajordude]

I'm just reading this thread because of macroboy and his disciples.

Edit: fixed error caused by stupid android spell check.

Second edit: Spelling error caused by ... you know who.

 

[macroboy]

Shawn Watson shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die.

AHH You suck Nuance!!!!! That was my next one!!!

 

[macroboy]

Shawn Watson is a maverick!!

 

[macroboy]

I gotta tell you guys, I was thinking my virus wouldn't catch on. I logged out for a few hours and I come back and........I'm tearing up over here.

and for future reference. I will continue to do this in any Shawn Watson b!^@h thread for the rest of my life. (or his time at NU).