The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[ADS]

Shawn Watson didn't call you a jive turkey, he called you a ****-sucker.

Dude are you in my summer class? Some kid busted that quote out this morning.

Come on, Z. We all know ADS doesn't have any class!

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson didn't call you a jive turkey, he called you a ****-sucker.

Dude are you in my summer class? Some kid busted that quote out this morning.

Come on, Z. We all know ADS doesn't have any class!

It's true.

 

[GM_Tood]

All the hardest, coldest people you meet were once as soft as Shawn Watson. And that’s the tragedy of living.

 

[GSG]

Before there was "The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread," there was:

"Little Known Facts About Sam Keller"

http://www.huskerboard.com/index.php?/topic/17375-little-known-fact-about-sam-keller/ :huh:

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson thinks that long black socks look great when worn with sandals

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson rides the sybian like a professional cow girl

 

[EZ-E]

Shawn Watson and Dirk Chatelain are BFF.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson only knows two things: makin' money and touchin' honeys.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson can get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop in one lick

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson didn't break the rake and throw it in the woods, he placed it there.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson knows what's traveling and what's not

 

[Ratt Mhule]

When Shawn Watson dies, he wants to be in his own bed, at the age of 80. With a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around his c$%k.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson knows that tigers hate pepper, but they love cinnamon.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson pitches. Dirk Chatelain catches.

 

[StPaulHusker]

Shawn Watson knows that tigers hate pepper, but they love cinnamon.

Some Tiger's love porn stars, too.