The Effect Of "I Love You"

[Roxy15]

There was a group of women at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. They were asked, "How many of you love your husbands?"

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"

Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.

The women were then told to take their phones and send the following text: "I love you, sweetheart."

Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Who is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

3. I love you too.

4. What now? Did you crash the car again?

5. I don't understand what you mean?

6. What did you do now?

7. ?!?

8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9. Am I dreaming?

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

11. I thought we agreed we would not drink during the day.

12. Your mother is coming to stay, isn't she??

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[JJ Husker]

That's funny and I'm sure 100% accurate.

A few weeks ago my 13 yr old daughter texted me "I Love You". That was somewhat out of character for her and she was at a sleepover with a group of friends. I figured one of her friends actually sent it and intended it for some boy to embarrass her. So, I responded "Good. What do you need?" She got a kick out of it.

 

[Mierin]

Last time I told someone I loved them, they told me to sober up.

 

[knapplc]

Last time I told someone I loved them, they told me to sober up.

I'm way too old for you.

 

[Mierin]

Last time I told someone I loved them, they told me to sober up.

I'm way too old for you.

You could have just said that instead of hurting my feelings.

 

[NUance]

That's funny and I'm sure 100% accurate.

A few weeks ago my 13 yr old daughter texted me "I Love You". That was somewhat out of character for her and she was at a sleepover with a group of friends. I figured one of her friends actually sent it and intended it for some boy to embarrass her. So, I responded "Good. What do you need?" She got a kick out of it.

I'm going to try that tomorrow. Just to see what happens. My guess: "I love you too." (Worse case scenario: "Are you cheating on me?)

 

[walksalone]

Last time I told someone I loved them, they told me to sober up.

I'm way too old for you.

You could have just said that instead of hurting my feelings.

Stockholm Syndrome?

 

[NUinID]

My wife tells me she loves me all the time. I think she feels it makes up for when she is in a crab a$$ mood due to whatever. She says it a lot when she doesn't want to have sex also, it always makes me feel much better. :confucius