The Great Big List of Husker Fan Excuses

[Decked]

I'd rather do things the right way with quality guys and lose a few than be like the SEC

I would rather do anything it takes to win

 

[NUpolo8]

The cupboard was bare going into 08

 

[ADS]

That Bo Pelini is a real jerk.

 

[Ulty]

Dirk Chatelain wrote a trolling article

 

[Ulty]

- Strength and Conditioning is subpar

- Players read this board, we can't be negative

- Ron Brown is too preachy

- Don't change the uniforms!!!

- If you think XXXX you aren't a true fan.

 

[sd'sker]

message boards!

 

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[True2tRA]

Steve Pederson

 

[Redux]

Sam Keller didnt try hard enough

Cosgrove was paid off by Colorado boosters

 

[The Dude]

Wisconsin ran the ball to the outside. No one could've seen that coming.

 

[ladyhawke]

The Refs hate us

Somebody wore the wrong Husker shirt to a game

We was robbed! (John Chapman's famous line!)

Our defense/offense gave up

We can't play all 4 quarters

The sun was in the returners eyes

Callahan won't let the previous players watch practice

Bo banned the media

(This is hilarious!)

 

[Redux]

Wisconsin ran the ball to the outside. No one could've seen that coming.

Wizardry I tells ya. Black magic and such.

 

[Redux]

My best proven excuse is that we lose when I attend games.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Why you gotta bring up William Floyd knapp?

I'll go with no mandatory drug testing for message board members along with a psych evaluation.

 

[The Dude]

Wisconsin ran the ball to the outside. No one could've seen that coming.

Wizardry I tells ya. Black magic and such.

If only we had Baker Steinkuhler. He would've stopped those jet sweeps I tells ya'.