The Mock Season Begins!

In a surprise move today, the Reds announced that their mascot will be none other than Huskerboard's own I_Bleed_Red.

Beat THAT. :P

 
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Well, at least Huckfusker is kinda clever . . . sometimes . . . :( . . .

We're gonna pwn your butts out on the field.

 
This just in......this morning at 8:00am the red team decided to run stairs, but they had no idea that you should not put your linemen at the front of the line. When they got to the top of the first row of stairs SARGE the lone actual sized lineman fell and everyone got rolled over most twisting their ankle but some just spraining their wrist. the lone person to come away uninjured was DUNDERMUFFINGUY as he was busy holding the first down marker even though there was no team on the field!

wow, the white team line is going to be much bigger than the red across the board!

 
This just in......this morning at 8:00am the red team decided to run stairs, but they had no idea that you should not put your linemen at the front of the line. When they got to the top of the first row of stairs SARGE the lone actual sized lineman fell and everyone got rolled over most twisting their ankle but some just spraining their wrist. the lone person to come away uninjured was DUNDERMUFFINGUY as he was busy holding the first down marker even though there was no team on the field!

wow, the white team line is going to be much bigger than the red across the board!
my best wishes to the red team

 
In the latest news, the White Teams Mascot showed off their new uniforms today...
It doesn't matter what we wear because we will be bringing the PAIN!

UNLOCK THE PSYCH WARD!!!! :woo
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:ahhhhhhhh

 
This just in......this morning at 8:00am the red team decided to run stairs, but they had no idea that you should not put your linemen at the front of the line. When they got to the top of the first row of stairs SARGE the lone actual sized lineman fell and everyone got rolled over most twisting their ankle but some just spraining their wrist. the lone person to come away uninjured was DUNDERMUFFINGUY as he was busy holding the first down marker even though there was no team on the field!

wow, the white team line is going to be much bigger than the red across the board!
It's not how big your team is, it's the size of the heart. If that doesn't work, we can always play dirty. :rickjames

In the latest news, the White Teams Mascot showed off their new uniforms today...
It doesn't matter what we wear because we will be bringing the PAIN!

UNLOCK THE PSYCH WARD!!!! :woo
:box We'll be waiting...

 
This just in......this morning at 8:00am the red team decided to run stairs, but they had no idea that you should not put your linemen at the front of the line. When they got to the top of the first row of stairs SARGE the lone actual sized lineman fell and everyone got rolled over most twisting their ankle but some just spraining their wrist. the lone person to come away uninjured was DUNDERMUFFINGUY as he was busy holding the first down marker even though there was no team on the field!

wow, the white team line is going to be much bigger than the red across the board!
It's not how big your team is, it's the size of the heart. If that doesn't work, we can always play dirty. :rickjames

In the latest news, the White Teams Mascot showed off their new uniforms today...
It doesn't matter what we wear because we will be bringing the PAIN!

UNLOCK THE PSYCH WARD!!!! :woo
:box We'll be waiting...
i see us running all over the red team with 400 yds rushing and another 300 passing just to top it off.

something to the tune of 76-16.

playing dirty will not do it...................."your kung fu is no match for my brass nuckles!" :box :box :box :box :box :box :box :box :box :box :box

 
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Rumor has it that photos have surfaced of the entire White Team at a party at Roger Clemens's home in Texas.

Some photos depict Clemens distributing free samples of an unknown substance...

Stay tuned for details...

 
husker B-rent said:
sarge87 said:
husker B-rent said:
This just in......this morning at 8:00am the red team decided to run stairs, but they had no idea that you should not put your linemen at the front of the line. When they got to the top of the first row of stairs SARGE the lone actual sized lineman fell and everyone got rolled over most twisting their ankle but some just spraining their wrist. the lone person to come away uninjured was DUNDERMUFFINGUY as he was busy holding the first down marker even though there was no team on the field!

wow, the white team line is going to be much bigger than the red across the board!
It's not how big your team is, it's the size of the heart. If that doesn't work, we can always play dirty. :rickjames

BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA said:
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
In the latest news, the White Teams Mascot showed off their new uniforms today...
It doesn't matter what we wear because we will be bringing the PAIN!

UNLOCK THE PSYCH WARD!!!! :woo
:box We'll be waiting...
i see us running all over the red team with 400 yds rushing and another 300 passing just to top it off.

something to the tune of 76-16.

playing dirty will not do it...................."your kung fu is no match for my brass nuckles!" :box :box :box :box :box :box :box :box :box :box :box
Ahhhh you cannot hit that one cannot catch, grasshopper. :ph34r:

 
NEWS FLASH: The red team was spotted at a petting zoo on a team bonding field trip. The manager of the petting zoo asked them to leave when he noticed all the animals were jealous becasue the red team thought they were supposed to pet each other.

 
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