This is like that girlfriend who has finally gotten too annoying to tolerate anymore, but we've been through so much together, it's difficult to break up with her. Even worse, during the time that we've been dating this girl, we've let ourselves go a little. A bit of a spare tire around the waist, some thinning hair. We want to break up with this girl, but our propects once we get out on the meat market are kinda scary. We aren't as handsome as we used to be, and maybe our flirting skills are a bit rusty. Sure we tell ourselves that we can ditch the girl and date whoever we want. There's plenty of fish in the sea! But when we really look in the mirror, we fear that the hot young blondes in our little black book will laugh at us when we ask them out.
Yeah, we're classy and rich, but since we were once the hot young thing, a lot of other boys have gotten rich too, and now they have flatter abs. We deserve a girl prettier than Bo Pelini, but if we break up, will we have to rebound with the pudgy girl with the nice personality instead?