the officail say something nice about Dan Beebe thread

[Jason Sitoke]

Dear Dan,

You must have a resilient gag reflex for taking all that texas :corndance .

resilient gag reflex?

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

Dear Dan,

I'll say this "nicely"....BITE ME DOUGHBOY!

 

[Glendower]

Though 5 letters long, his name only has two distinct letters in it. That's kind of interesting.

 

[huKSer]

Who?

 

[mnhusker]

Dan,

Thanks for helping us move from 12th place to 10th place next year in the big 12.

Kansas Fan

 

[Mike Mcdee]

Out of all the people in the world that i have ever heard of... I consider you one of them.

 

[Hujan]

Who?

 

[95huskers]

Dear Mr. Beebe,

Have fun selling Tupperware with Uncle Rico and living out the "glory days" down by the river in the van throwing footballs at a video camera.

 

[jsneb83]

I've never seen anyone more dedicated to following through on a plan.

 

[Vizsla1]

Trendy Man: Mr. Melon, Dan Beebe was just showing us his Klimt.

Thornton Melon: You too, huh? He's shown it to everybody.

Trendy Man: Well, he's very proud of it.

Thornton Melon: I'm proud of mine too. I don't go waving it around at parties, though.

Trendy Man: It's an exceptional painting.

Thornton Melon: Oh, the painting.

 

[BornRedCornFed]

Dear Dan,

You must have a resilient gag reflex for taking all that texas :corndance .

resilient gag reflex?

his throat can clearly take a lot of abuse

 

[Landlord]

In all seriousness, every time there's a thread like this or someone that we don't like much (Like the Texas thread), I can find a few things to be respectful and honest about, but not with Dan Beebe. I have not a single thing nice to say about this man.

Good riddance

 

[Huskerballz]

The dress he wore out on his date with Dodds was quite stunning.

 

[redout22]

He hasnt ruined basketball. Yet

 

[walksalone]

I want somebody to shove an umbrella up his a$$, and open it