The Office (US)

[papersun87]

Myth: Three Americans every year die from rabies . . .

FACT! FOUR Americans every year die from rabies!

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

You said we could come to you if we had any questions... Where is the clitoris? On a website it says "At the crest of the labia." What does that mean? What does the female vagina look like?

I don't know fer sure, But I call dibs for searching her

Wooo, damn!

That's fine... I got Tara. :corndance

Captain Jack: I need a volunteer to come up and hold my stick.

Dwight: Me me me!

Captain Jack: Ah. Usually it's a woman.

Dwight: I'm stronger.

 

[GSG]

Everyday, me and some other people at work try to see who can get the most (and best) "that's what she said" lines.... pretty entertaining for those slow days...

 

[Stu]

Bears. Beats. BattleStar Gallactica.

 

[Stu]

Probably the best 'The Office' site ever: http://www.whatsthescuttlebutt.com/theoffi...+Sound+Clips%21

 

[Dundermifflinite]

Probably the best 'The Office' site ever: http://www.whatsthescuttlebutt.com/theoffi...+Sound+Clips%21

that is awesome!!!

now I just have to figure out how to embed the sound clips...

coming soon:

"What has two thumbs and likes to bang your mom?"..."This Guy!!!"

 

[808Husker in KCMO]

My hair looks like Jim Halperts today. Just sayin.

 

[papersun87]

"What has two thumbs and likes to bang your mom?"..."This Guy!!!"

What has to thumbs and hates Todd Packer? *This guy!*

 

[huskerjack23]

My hair looks like Jim Halperts today. Just sayin.

that's an everyday occurrence for me.

 

[huskerjack23]

Probably the best 'The Office' site ever: http://www.whatsthescuttlebutt.com/theoffi...+Sound+Clips%21

that is awesome!!!

now I just have to figure out how to embed the sound clips...

coming soon:

"What has two thumbs and likes to bang your mom?"..."This Guy!!!"

just put "embed" into google and it will tell you how. and when you need the link to embed, just right-click and copy link location.

 

[huskerjack23]

the eyes are the groin of the head.

 

[NUpolo8]

Reject a woman and she will never live it down. One of the many defects of their kind.

Also, weak arms.

 

[papersun87]

You ruined a funny joke, you. Get out of my offive.

 

[huskerfan500]

The Office is hilarious

"eyes are the groin of the face" -Dwight Shrute

 

[Dundermifflinite]

Michael: Todd Packer and I are total BFF. Best Friends Forever. He and I came up together as salesmen. One time, we were out and we met this set of twins. And Packer told them that we were brothers. And so, you know, one thing led to another, and we brought em back to the motel. And then Packer did both of them. It was awesome. So...