The OFFICIAL Chappelle's Show Quote Thread...

[SECHusker]

it's celebration b****es- Rick James

drip, drip, drip, isssss on you- R.Kelly

why don't you sanction, sanction me with your army? oh you don't have an army- Black bush

why don't you click your heals three times and go back to africa- Haters ball

thE next n***a that interrupts me is going to get shot, best believe that- Haters ball

****DANG I MISS THAT SHOW*****

 

[kozzman555]

I was watching some chappelle show clips on youtube and got rick rolled. i felt like an r-tard

 

[kansas husker]

When asked why he would devorice his wife of 13 years he said because she was a n***er lover. -The black white supremacist

 

[killer cacti]

From the very first Chappelle's Show...the Mazda commercial:

"All that crazy dancing is making my p*n!s soft."

 

[GSG]

"It was cold-blooded" - Rick James

 

[kozzman555]

Red Ballz, it's crack in a can! -tyrone

 

[illnino]

The whole Rick James episode:

"Unity!"

"Darkness everybody, Darkness"

"F**K Your Couch!"

"What did the five fingers say to the face?"

Way too many to list :lol:

 

[kozzman555]

"F**K Your Coach!"

i don't remember that one. won't something like that get you in trouble? i remember Rick James saying something about "f#*k your COUCH" but no, no coach f*cking

 

[illnino]

"F**K Your Coach!"

i don't remember that one. won't something like that get you in trouble? i remember Rick James saying something about "f#*k your COUCH" but no, no coaching f*cking

Oh snap! Thanks for catching that. :laughpound

 

[kozzman555]

"F**K Your Coach!"

i don't remember that one. won't something like that get you in trouble? i remember Rick James saying something about "f#*k your COUCH" but no, no coaching f*cking

Oh snap! Thanks for catching that. :laughpound

lol no prob. but you missed the typo i made lol. it's ok, i fixed it

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Thanks to killer cacti, I had to break out the Chappelle's Show DVDs this weekend...

I Know Black People game show skit:

Dave: What is a chickenhead? (a chickenhead is a hooker)

The Barber: Oooh, you can find that anywhere. The hood, on the block. It's a bird...one of those you just bring home an wear out.

Dave: That is correct. That's what they're for... that's how they're used.

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Dave: How can black people rise up and overcome?

Social worker: Can they?

Dave: That is correct.

Writer: Well, thats a complex answer there..

Dave: That is correct!

DJ: Stayin' alive.

Dave: That is correct.

Barber: Stop cuttin' each other's throat.

Dave: That is also correct.

Cop: Get out and vote?

*buzzer*

Dave: That... is... incorrect

 

[killer cacti]

Thanks to killer cacti, I had to break out the Chappelle's Show DVDs this weekend...

I Know Black People game show skit:

Dave: What is a chickenhead? (a chickenhead is a hooker)

The Barber: Oooh, you can find that anywhere. The hood, on the block. It's a bird...one of those you just bring home an wear out.

Dave: That is correct. That's what they're for... that's how they're used.

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Dave: How can black people rise up and overcome?

Social worker: Can they?

Dave: That is correct.

Writer: Well, thats a complex answer there..

Dave: That is correct!

DJ: Stayin' alive.

Dave: That is correct.

Barber: Stop cuttin' each other's throat.

Dave: That is also correct.

Cop: Get out and vote?

*buzzer*

Dave: That... is... incorrect

:clap +1

 

[huskernation20]

Tyrone Biggums: Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

 

Tyrone Biggums: You know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious.