The Official Huskerboard No Shave November Contest

I'll try one too. Haven't grown one since moving to this side of the country; no real cold weather to speak of. Must talk with boss :) No my real boss; I work in surgery and have to wear a mask at times and need a good seal for certain cases like TB and other contagious buggieboos.

GBR

 
I've been shaving ~once per week for the last couple of months. but it's starting to come in white like Favre's...I'm out

 
I've already been going since August, so no way I'm shaving it off now. Plus the wife gets pretty crabby when I shave. Why she wants me to have such a long beard I don't know, but hey, it keeps my face warm. Actually, I think I do know why she likes the beard, but I'll just keep quiet on that, haha.

 
"Oh, you shaved off part of your mustache."

"I didn't shave it. It rubbed off... from friction."

 
Landlord of Memorial Stadium said:
knapplc said:
What kind of prizes are you giving out, Landlord? I could grow a fierce beard in a week. I just hate having a beard. Too itchy.
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Well I was wondering if Huskerboard wanted to make it the official Huskerboard No Shave November contest and have some credit to the online store or something?
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Thank you for the offer, but HuskerBoard will decline to sponsor a prize for this thread.

 
kansas husker in

I think I can grow good beard

kansas husker win

I just Haikued myslef into this thing. Girlfriend will be mad but she will get over it.

 
Alright boys, it's that time of the year. For all you men who are manly enough to accept the challenge, here are your rules:

1. You must submit your shaven pictures by 11:59pm ON Nov. 1st.

2. You can submit either two or three pictures - If two, one of each half of your face - If three, two side-profile pictures, and one from in front)

3. The pictures must include your neck.

4. NO SHAVING! Honor system people...if you grow a wicked beard and think you'll be safe shaving half-way through and still growing it back by the end of the month, shame on you. We will find you. We will hurt you. We will shave you. Not just your beard.

5. Existing follicle features can be left unshaven. Allowed features include but are not limited to: Sideburns, soul patches, goatees. Neck shaving is allowed as determined by necktal irritation.

6. Individuals who can not cleanly shave on October 31st because they don't want Al Qeada thinking they are ladyboys can still participate, but an initial beard as short as possible is preffered.

7. On Nov. 30th, you must submit ending photos (two or three, depending on what you initially took) to be judged by your brethren.

Q & A

Q: Why should I participate?

A: Because you are a man. Men grow beards. Men are hairy. As a man, you should aspire to be a bearded man of steel, for beards are all that is manly.

Q: I can't shave because I'm in the military; can I still compete?

A: If you can't lie or bribe your way into it, try working on one specifical feature, such as a pornstache, also known in some circles as a mustache.

Q: Who are some famous beard and mustache clad men of steal that I can aspire to emulate?

A: Bert Reynolds, Zeus, Jim Morrison, Robert E. Lee, Confucius, Jesus (allegedly), Tom Selleck, Chuck Norris, and Uncle Jessy, to name a few.

Q: What do I win?

A: Besides legions of swooning women throwing themselves at you with ferocious vigor? A signature banner or something, maybe a matching avatar.

If you are in, post your shaved pictures in this thread and I will add you to the list on this first post. This thread will be used for update pictures (try taking them as often as you can people), discussion and general masculine revelry, and by the end of the month, a new thread will be created with final photos and a poll for Huskerboard men to vote on.

Go!

 
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4. NO SHAVING! Honor system people...if you grow a wicked beard and think you'll be safe shaving half-way through and still growing it back by the end of the month, shame on you. We will find you. We will hurt you. We will shave you. Not just your beard.
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LMAO! good luck with the contest, Landlord. Regretfully, I will not be joining you...I am not a real man.

 
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