I'm concerned with excited about the devious aims and plans awe-inspiring potential of this bizarrely creepy gloriously honourable organisation, and to that end, I'd like to infiltrate join your illustrious group, whether you want it or not, punk with your permission, O Esteemed Optonius, so that I may keep a close, official eye on you buncha weirdos partake in your group's dazzling exploits and general mayhem.
Dutifully submitted,
Bronifex Magnificus
Side note: I didn't think I'd get anything when I did an image search for "Roman ponies", but boy was I wrong...