The Sick Burn Thread.

HUSKER 37 said:
Minnesota_husker said:
NUance said:
1995 Redux said:
HUSKER 37 said:
1995Redux used to backyard wrestle in HS and currently has all his original pubes.[/size]
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HUSKER 37 DIDNT backyard wrestle in HS and DOESNT have all his original pubes.
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1995Redux and Husker37 have intimate knowledge about each other's pubes.
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And Nuance is happy they shared it with him.
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Speaking of not having my original pubes...Minnesnota_Husker uses his pubic lice comb on his eyebrows and nose hairs.
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Husker37 apparently had a pube transplant or is wearing a pub-pay.

 
Thanks_Tom RR said:
HUSKER 37 said:
Minnesota_husker said:
NUance said:
1995 Redux said:
HUSKER 37 said:
1995Redux used to backyard wrestle in HS and currently has all his original pubes.[/size]
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HUSKER 37 DIDNT backyard wrestle in HS and DOESNT have all his original pubes.
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1995Redux and Husker37 have intimate knowledge about each other's pubes.
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And Nuance is happy they shared it with him.
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Speaking of not having my original pubes...Minnesnota_Husker uses his pubic lice comb on his eyebrows and nose hairs.
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Husker37 apparently had a pube transplant or is wearing a pub-pay.
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One of the girls that gave me( I shared) crabs (with) in the late '80's cornvinced me to shave the original batch

 
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NUance said:
HUSKER 37 said:
One of the girls that gave me crabs in the late '80's cornvinced me to shave the original batch
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(One of the girls??) Apparently several girls gave Husker 37 crabs in the late 80s.
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Well...to be honest, my old girlfriend's roommate gave it to me during a rousing session of "consolation sex" after my GF of 6 years went on our vacation trip without me ...and I gave it to a couple of ~22 year old virgins the next week or so in kinky sessions of "recovery sex"...I got in a little trouble with one of the new GFs when I had to try to figure out where the little critters came from....(the old GF's roommate's boyfriend that was a Navy ROTC / slept around a lot)...

I was actually faithful the previous 6 years..even after moving to Austin, TX for a couple of months and had a few dates as a male escort..The economy sucked back in the 80's and I wasn't nearly as scary looking as I am today.

 
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HUSKER 37 said:
NUance said:
HUSKER 37 said:
One of the girls that gave me crabs in the late '80's cornvinced me to shave the original batch
Click to expand...
(One of the girls??) Apparently several girls gave Husker 37 crabs in the late 80s.
Click to expand...
Well...to be honest, my old girlfriend's roommate gave it to me during a rousing session of "consoling sex" after my GF of 6 years went on our vacation trip without me ...and I gave it to a couple of ~22 year old virgins the next week or so in kinky sessions of "recovery sex"...I got in a little trouble with one of the new GFs when I had to try to figure out where the little critters came from....(the old GF's roommate's boyfriend that was a Navy ROTC / slept around a lot)...

I was actually faithful the previous 6 years..even after moving to Austin, TX for a couple of months and had a few dates as a male escort..The economy sucked back in the 80's and I wasn't nearly as scary looking as I am today.
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WAT!!!!!!!!!!

 
RedRedJarvisRedwhine said:
HUSKER 37 said:
NUance said:
HUSKER 37 said:
One of the girls that gave me crabs in the late '80's cornvinced me to shave the original batch
Click to expand...
(One of the girls??) Apparently several girls gave Husker 37 crabs in the late 80s.
Click to expand...
Well...to be honest, my old girlfriend's roommate gave it to me during a rousing session of "consoling sex" after my GF of 6 years went on our vacation trip without me ...and I gave it to a couple of ~22 year old virgins the next week or so in kinky sessions of "recovery sex"...I got in a little trouble with one of the new GFs when I had to try to figure out where the little critters came from....(the old GF's roommate's boyfriend that was a Navy ROTC / slept around a lot)...

I was actually faithful the previous 6 years..even after moving to Austin, TX for a couple of months and had a few dates as a male escort..The economy sucked back in the 80's and I wasn't nearly as scary looking as I am today.
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WAT!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't know...What's the difference between "consoling sex " and "consolation sex"?

 
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Redux gave his wife a Christmas gift of panties with pics of Casper the Friendly Ghost on them. Because it gives him a chub. BURN!
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