The "Suuuuuuuuuuh" Thread

Omaha-Husker said:
Suh got in a single car crash at 1:15 this morning...

I wonder if he was avoiding a squirrel this time too.
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I read the article, and I'm starting to get the impression that he's just a really bad driver.

Responding officers found a 1970 Chevrolet Coupe that had crashed into a tree.Officers learned that 24-year-old Suh had been driving the car southbound on 3rd when he lost control crossing Burnside and hit a curb, a light pole, a drinking fountain and a tree, Simpson said.

Investigators determined Suh was not impaired and simply lost control of his vehicle.

"Neither Suh nor his two passengers were injured in the crash and Suh was polite and cooperative with the officers," Simpson said. "Suh's vehicle was towed from the scene and insurance information was provided to police."
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Car accidents happen. I'm glad the big man is okay. That damn foot of his, first it goes and stomps a packer, then it goes and stomps the gas pedal. Horsepower may have been too much. Wander how Detroit fans feel hearing that he was driving some Chevy muscle, not Ford or Chrysler?

 
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Officers learned that 24-year-old Suh had been driving the car southbound on 3rd when he lost control crossing Burnside and hit a curb, a light pole, a drinking fountain and a tree, Simpson said.

A drinking fountain!??! Did it do that busted pipe thing where water was spraying everywhere? And where on the planet to you have to be to find a public water fountain on the street? I thought we got rid of those when they invented bottled water?

Obviously Suh just got excited when he found one... and lost control. I know I would.

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Answer is Downtown Portland. Nuff said.
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Some dude tweeted this pic :

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Personal foul. Unsportsmanlike conduct. The Driver, #90. #90 has been ejected from the game. Personal foul. Unsportsmanlike conduct. The tree, #0. Those penalties offset. Repeat second down.

 
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Thankfully no one was hurt and it wasnt serious. I just hope for his sake he wasnt intoxicated because ESPN would have a day with that.

 
NUance said:
How long before we see the Xs and Os diagram of the latest Suh crash?
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Dunno about X's and O's but I'm pretty sure this is how it happened.

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knapplc said:
Malth said:
How about we try and be reasonable. Personal accountability is important, but let's not pretend that environmental factors don't play a pretty large part in a person's development.
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Nobody is making that claim.
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Sure seemed like it was being alluded to.
 
Badger_HB said:
Rodgers' Impression of Vanden Bosch
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Badger_HB said:
NUance said:
While Ndamukong Suh is in the spotlight, he's not alone among Lions defensive linemen who stands accused of playing outside the rules. Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers reportedly told a Milwaukee radio station that Lions defensive end Kyle Vanden Bosch "likes to lay on people," and did so at least six times in the Thanksgiving Day game LINK
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I guess this is more about Suh's fellow Husker alum Kyle Vanden Bosch. Arron ROdgers sounds like a crybaby, even though he might have a point. The comments following this news snippet are hilarious. :lol:
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If you heard the sound clip that this is likely from, it's hilarious, and I don't think he means to rip on Vanden Bosch. He goes on to imitate VB after he got the helmet-to-helmet hit on Rodgers. If anyone can find it, it's pretty funny. Seems like more of a joking thing to me.
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The funniest part was when he was talking about the offsides penalty. "Noooooooo. It was Suuuuuuuuuuuuuh!"

EDIT: Badgerfan, you have way way WAY too much time on your hands.

 
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