The Type of Guy Thread

[ScottyIce]

Redux is the type of guy to beat off in the shower, when he sleeps over at your parents house.

Don't tell me, mom made you clean the shower drain?

"MattyIce! You get your god damned a$$ down here! Your buddy redux wanked in our shower again!"

 

[JJ Husker]

MattyIce is the type of guy that while driving will veer far left, out of his lane, at the beginning of a right hand turn.

 

[ScottyIce]

MattyIce is the type of guy that while driving will veer far left, out of his lane, at the beginning of a right hand turn.

Only in my semi!

 

[Redux]

MattyIce is the type of guy that invites you to a sleepover then dares you to jerk it in his shower.

 

[Redux]

CoachPower'T is the type of guy to wear Ducks gear to a Husker game.

 

[NUance]

TonyStalloni is the kind of guy who Bogarts the last beer in the fridge when everyone knows he's had more than his fair share.

 

[ScottyIce]

CoachPowerT is the type of guy to have multiple favorite teams in the same conference.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

MattyIce is the type of guy that belongs in the douchebag thread!

 

[knapplc]

GSG5545 is the type of guy who uses his license plate number as his username.

NUance is the type of guy who has a whole wing named in his honor in the Douschebag Hall of Fame.

 

[Redux]

knapplc is the type of guy who had to google what a vajazzle is.

 

[ScottyIce]

Redux is the type of guy who sends nudes via private messages on Huskerboard..

I have proof if anyone needs it.

 

[Redux]

MattyIce is the type of guy to tell you he is a doctor and would be happy to take a look at your rash, then sells the pictures for profit.

 

[Army_Allen]

Knapplc is the type of guy that thinks Netflix is watching a movie on a hammock.

 

[ScottyIce]

Redux is the type of guy who believes anyone on a message board that says they are a doctor is actually a doctor.

 

[Redux]

MattyIce is the type of guy that buys bargain dog food because he's sure it "tastes the same".

RedRedJarvisWhine is the type of guy that offers to try the dog food for MattyIce to see how they stack up flavor wise.