Things you would rather do than watch Taylor throw the football...

[The Maudfather]

Let Alex Henery punt me in the nuts.

Catch Magic Johnson banging my mom.

How about you?

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

Let Jared "Price-hit" me

 

[The Dude]

Rosie O'Donnell.

 

[MVPujols]

Ride a bike with no seat

 

[Haspula]

Watch Ameer Abdullah average 35 yards per kick off return. Hes the only one doing something besides Jamal.

 

[JTempl]

Kathy Bates

 

[Husker66]

chew on tinfoil and cut my hair with a cheese grater

 

[The Maudfather]

Send my future child to a Casey Anthony daycare.

 

[Husker_x]

Be passed around a jail cell with the hardest pipe hittin' homies on death row. It would be comforting compared to Taylor passing.

 

[JTempl]

slide down a razor blade slide into a pool of alcohol.

 

[NU fan in Denver]

My dog take a sh!t in my living room

 

[PaulCrewe]

catch the Clap

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

Sleep with Rupaul

 

[The Maudfather]

Have sex with a shake weight.

 

[Hammerhead]

Wake up without my penis.

That used to be my worst nightmare.