Things you would rather do than watch Taylor throw the football...

[GM_Tood]

....read HB meltdown threads.

 

[JTrain]

Taylor Martinez

 

[HuskerCarter]

watch porn.

 

[Blackshirts007]

Be an Iowa fan

 

[California Husker]

Rosie O'Donnell.

:hitit ....uhhhhh, I mean, rather than watch Taylor throw.

 

[JTrain]

Be an Iowa fan

Honestly, that's completely inappropriate. There are kids on this forum.

 

[knapplc]

Things you would rather do than watch Taylor throw the football...

See yet another thread complaining about how bad our QB is.

 

[Zaimejs]

Why do people hate their wives so much?

 

[Husker_x]

Why do people hate their wives so much?

Because they remind them of Taylor throwing.

 

[Enhance]

Watch the offense run the ball, watch Glee, watch Grey's Anatomy, watch depressing animal abuse protection commercials (now you know I really don't like watching him pass a lot, because these depress the hell outta me), watch K-State's power towel pump up video....

 

[True2tRA]

I would rather watch Kyle Orton throw the ball than Taylor Martinez.........ow...that hurts saying that, I wish it wasn't true.

 

[Hammerhead]

Be an Iowa fan

So there is something worse than watching Taylor throw the football!

 

[Malth]

Let Michael J Fox give me a tattoo.

I probably shouldn't have laughed...But I did.

 

[billdozer15]

Get a vasectomy.

 

[huskerdan64]

Watch any of our blowout losses from 07.