Cy the Cyclone
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I've been seriously considering taking the Cyclone Party Bus on the road and attending the NU/ISU game in Lincoln this year. I haven't been to Memorial Stadium since 1983 and, coincidently, the Cyclones haven't won a game in Lincoln since 1983 (actually, since 1977 but who's keeping track...it's kind of like sitting on a spinning circular saw blade and trying to figure out which tooth cut your a$$ first....) But, before I commit myself and the wonderful Cyclone Party Bus crew to this trip, I have a couple of questions:
1) How many douchbags will I be subjected to when I show up at the stadium decked out in my fabulous Iowa State gear...complete with a cardboard Cy hat that kind of makes me look like a retarded pirate?
2) Is there a designated area for parking the amazing Cyclone Party Bus where we can be assured that unruly fans won't tip it over or set fire to it? (They had one when we ventured to the Colorado game a few years back...they called it Wyoming)
3) Can I have my picture taken with Lil Red and would it be okay if at halftime, me and my fellow ISU alumni go out on the field and flail aimlessly and fall down so as to relive the good old days?
4) And...the BIG question...anybody got about 10 free tickets or are we all going to end up standing on top of the bus wondering what's going on again....
1) How many douchbags will I be subjected to when I show up at the stadium decked out in my fabulous Iowa State gear...complete with a cardboard Cy hat that kind of makes me look like a retarded pirate?
2) Is there a designated area for parking the amazing Cyclone Party Bus where we can be assured that unruly fans won't tip it over or set fire to it? (They had one when we ventured to the Colorado game a few years back...they called it Wyoming)
3) Can I have my picture taken with Lil Red and would it be okay if at halftime, me and my fellow ISU alumni go out on the field and flail aimlessly and fall down so as to relive the good old days?
4) And...the BIG question...anybody got about 10 free tickets or are we all going to end up standing on top of the bus wondering what's going on again....