Time Travel

[Landlord]

boning all kine hot bitches from the following time periods

1. caveman days (though just their wives)

2. hot skanks in old rome days

4. lose ladies of middle ages

5. hot a$$ central american bitches before age of exploration

6. japanese ho's pre contact with west

7. polynesian world f#*k tour (tahiti, new zealand, and hawaii) pre cook times

That is a lot of hair.

 

[sd'sker]

boning all kine hot bitches from the following time periods

1. caveman days (though just their wives)

2. hot skanks in old rome days

4. lose ladies of middle ages

5. hot a$$ central american bitches before age of exploration

6. japanese ho's pre contact with west

7. polynesian world f#*k tour (tahiti, new zealand, and hawaii) pre cook times

couple of things. the notion of beauty has wildly varied throughout time (fat chicks during homer's time, feet binding, etc.). what kind of hygiene standards do you think most of the world had before the age of indoor plumbing?

 

[irieboy8]

boning all kine hot bitches from the following time periods

1. caveman days (though just their wives)

2. hot skanks in old rome days

4. lose ladies of middle ages

5. hot a$$ central american bitches before age of exploration

6. japanese ho's pre contact with west

7. polynesian world f#*k tour (tahiti, new zealand, and hawaii) pre cook times

couple of things. the notion of beauty has wildly varied throughout time (fat chicks during homer's time, feet binding, etc.). what kind of hygiene standards do you think most of the world had before the age of indoor plumbing?

it dont matter.... im here to learn about history through hardcore historical boning... gotta pay the cost to be the boss!!

but i think the roman chicks (upper level crust) would be pretty hot... poly chicks would be hot as fucccckk (before they got all fat from western diet)... Jap chicks always downfor the white purple yogurt slanger.... im guess the only dirt is the middle ages chicks and some of the central american sluts......

but i gotta say i would try to only focus on the hot chicks from these time periods.. but i know i couldnt be greedy and would have to do SOME community service by hooking up with the less fortunate.....

 

[wildman]

ok mine would be

1. watch any of the major battles of the civil war

2. to the date and time that Bill Clinton supposedly didn't in hale. Just so I can witness it and call him a liar

3. Kennedy's assasination (wasn't thinking this one till I read it above, great idea Creed)

4. Mayans to find out the truth of the 12/21/2012 date.

5. The resurection of Jesus (to see if he actually gets up and brushs dirt of his clothes. Or if his body was stolen as a cruel prank.)

4. They ran out of numbers.

5. It didn't exactly happen either of those ways

4. yea that I don't doubt is the only explenation. But i'm curious and just have to know anyway lol. I did watch a show about the coming apocalypse :: rolls eyes ::. It was stating that on 12/21/2012 theres an event that will happen that hasn't happened in 60,000 years I think. On that date the sun will appear to be in the center of the milkey way, while at it's most volitile of solar flares and eruptions, with all of the planets perfectly lining up. They state the last time this happened caused the last ice age.

Now am I saying thats going to happen and i'm out buying heavy parkas and warmer clothes. Absolutely not but I do have my ice scrapper in hand though lol.

5. yea i'm sure it happened nothing like I described but i'd like to know what happened if anything did at all.

 

[Landlord]

ok mine would be

1. watch any of the major battles of the civil war

2. to the date and time that Bill Clinton supposedly didn't in hale. Just so I can witness it and call him a liar

3. Kennedy's assasination (wasn't thinking this one till I read it above, great idea Creed)

4. Mayans to find out the truth of the 12/21/2012 date.

5. The resurection of Jesus (to see if he actually gets up and brushs dirt of his clothes. Or if his body was stolen as a cruel prank.)

4. They ran out of numbers.

5. It didn't exactly happen either of those ways

4. yea that I don't doubt is the only explenation. But i'm curious and just have to know anyway lol. I did watch a show about the coming apocalypse :: rolls eyes ::. It was stating that on 12/21/2012 theres an event that will happen that hasn't happened in 60,000 years I think. On that date the sun will appear to be in the center of the milkey way, while at it's most volitile of solar flares and eruptions, with all of the planets perfectly lining up. They state the last time this happened caused the last ice age.

Now am I saying thats going to happen and i'm out buying heavy parkas and warmer clothes. Absolutely not but I do have my ice scrapper in hand though lol.

5. yea i'm sure it happened nothing like I described but i'd like to know what happened if anything did at all.

Re: the sun, there is a polarity shift occuring, but that happens regularly afaik. I'm no expert, I just know this whole thing is remarkably overblown.

Re: Jesus, read the eyewitness accounts and testimonies

 

[wildman]

Study under Socrates.

you can do that right now, brother, all you need is a library card. or even better, it is all public domain on google.

also, i do not understand people wanting to see the kennedy assassination? is it just know figure out the conspiracies?

yea thats why I wanna witness it to see who fired and from where. Speaking of conspiracies that got me thinking about the Rosewell alien incident.

 

[billdozer15]

1) 11/5/1955 in Hill Valley to witness the creation of the flux capacitor

2) the date on which congress ok'd taxing you on your tax refund (what was going on that day that allowed that to happen)

3) signing of the declaration of independence

4) if we can go back in time why not forward? If I could go forward I would go to the point at which the United States ceases to exist and read a history book assuming the book is filled with non-revisionist history.

5) 96 orange bowl

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

5. Signing of the Declaration

4. Pearl Harbor attack

3. Battle of Little Big Horn

2. Sinking of the Titanic

1. Arrival at Jamestown Colony

 

[ShawnWatson]

I would go to 100 BC to invent the spork.

 

[huKSer]

4) if we can go back in time why not forward? If I could go forward I would go to the point at which the United States ceases to exist and read a history book assuming the book is filled with non-revisionist history.

Go forward to the time when Memorial Stadium does not sell out - if it ever happens, that is.

 

[JJ Husker]

Lots of interesting suggestions already. Hard to find many to add or maybe I'm just not very creative.

Arrival of the Mayflower.

VE day celebration.

Construction of the Taj Mahal or Great Wall.

Invention of electricity.

My fav five;

1- Birth of Jesus

2-Miracle on ice

3-signing of the declaration of independence

4-Woodstock

5- D Day invasion

Honorable mention;

1- Invention of fire

2-construction of a pyramid

If we could influence events-

82 Orange Bowl. Would still go for two point conversion but run a different play.