Towson coach being accused of, um, some funny stuff

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http://deadspin.com/5954132/towson-university-linebacker-accuses-coach-of-doctoring-practice-logs-threatening-to-f#*k-up-jesus

In as exact words as possible he stated: "I do not care what your religion is. I do not care if I offend anyone. But even if Jesus and his disciples come in here on Saturday, we are going to f#*k them up and get them the f#*k out of here."

 

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Jesus is unstoppable at WR when it comes to making catches. It's like the guy has nails in his hands.

He can play a decent QB too, he's got the arm to make deep Hail Mom passes into the endzone.

This from the comments to that article. Mildly blasphemous, but funny nonetheless. :lol:

 

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I liked this one:

But even if Jesus and his disciples come in here on Saturday, we are going to f#*k them up and get them the f#*k out of here.
That is so wrong. This is Towson -- there's no way they could beat the Jets.