Twin girls, HELP!!!

[BIGREDIOWAN]

My mom busted so many wooden spoons over my a$$ that she's probably the reason the rain forest is in decline.

My mom beat my a$$ with a wiffle spoon, one of those slotted spoons. Perfect for cutting through the air and hitting you at about mach 9.

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

My mom busted so many wooden spoons over my a$$ that she's probably the reason the rain forest is in decline.

My mom beat my a$$ with a wiffle spoon, one of those slotted spoons. Perfect for cutting through the air and hitting you at about mach 9.

Those were the worse.

You ever stick your hand back there to block the hit only to get your hand smacked with the spoon THEN have to face the prospect of another a$$ whooping with the spoon because you tried to block the first one?

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

My mom busted so many wooden spoons over my a$$ that she's probably the reason the rain forest is in decline.

My mom beat my a$$ with a wiffle spoon, one of those slotted spoons. Perfect for cutting through the air and hitting you at about mach 9.

Those were the worse.

You ever stick your hand back there to block the hit only to get your hand smacked with the spoon THEN have to face the prospect of another a$$ whooping with the spoon because you tried to block the first one?

YES!!!! And getting hit in the hand with those bastards seriously hurts and burns! Man, I'm gonna go home and break every single one of these bastards. My wife's going to wonder what the hell happened? :lol: