I think we need to get Riley in a room with Steve Peterson and FADSE, and pay them about 20 mill as a consortium, to see how low NU football can go. Maybe the next level down is being an underdog to DOANE or CONCORDIA. Isn't there a JC in Kansas somewhere looking for a Home/home? That would work.
Maybe have a pancake feed at the Legion hall to raise funds for the recruiting department.
Also lets make sure every player we recruit is a stoner who turns to weed daily to deal with the pressures of Lincoln. That seems to work well.
What about that Red "N" on your hat fellas? That means be a man and take care of business.
I think they ought to take those off the helmets until they are earned. Let Charlie Mcbride hand them out.