Valentine to the Patriots

I love parody
I hate bird shows. They are too parroty.
You guys have to make a damn joke about everything!!!
Pull my finger!
You know...Without Riley around none of the players would know how to pull a finger.
You should change your name to annoyingcd. Damn it.
Wasn't that the title of Miley Cyrus' album?

 
Moraine -

Give us teachers a break - its the last month of school and I, for one, am going nuts.
You guys have my sympathy/support...
When I was between jobs a couple years ago, I worked as a substitute teacher. One gig I had was 2 straight weeks right before winter break as a home room teacher for a 2nd grade class.

They only made me cry once.

 
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Moraine -

Give us teachers a break - its the last month of school and I, for one, am going nuts.
You guys have my sympathy/support...
When I was between jobs a couple years ago, I worked as a substitute teacher. One gig I had was 2 straight weeks right before winter break as a home room teacher for a 2nd grade class.

They only made me cry once.
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That's a nice write-up on Vincent:

I've covered Valentine's explosion and quickness here, as the 6'3 5/8, 329 lbs Valentine offers the best broad jump and 2nd best shuttle time of any 325+ lbs defensive tackle over the past decade.

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Here's a video of Valentine cranking out a 745 lbs squat, which is absolutely insane. For comparison, Vince Wilfork apparently had a max squat of 505 lbs when he was coming out of college. Valentine is able to squat 50% more.

According to the Patriots weight room records from 2013 courtesy of NESN's Doug Kyed, a 745 lbs squat would set the team record, surpassing offensive lineman Joe Andruzzi's squat of 725 lbs. The team record for a defensive lineman is 685 lbs from Ethan Kelley.
 
This is why I've never understood how people could argue he had a poor combine.

Hard to call a 3rd round pick a steal, but I could see him being the most productive of any DT in this year's draft.

 
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