muffler dragon
Four-Star Recruit
Well... if there's one thing that Michigan gave the Buckeyes, it's the Script Ohio. Other than that, we've just given you all your talented athletes.yes because spelling out Ohio with your band is oh so awe inspiring, but you're right the keys thing does suck. But the tailgating is great, lots of room for tailgating games like beerpong and bag toss/corn hole, loads cooking, and since we suck right now, we don't talk a lot of smack.
I've also had a good experience at Penn State, the only draw back is the drive to State College.

FTR, I attended Eastern Michigan in Ypsi-tucky, so I had the double painful experience of being a Buckeye under the Cooper debacle as well as being so close to that Whore Ann A. It would seem that karma has put a double whammy on you, my midwestern brother, and I hope that your 30-minute delivery boy at the helm has a brain that can redeem things.

I have seen the tailgating at the House, and it is immense (truthfully). But what else are 107,000 board fans going to do when there's more red in your stadium than urine. (cynically)