WASH YOUR HANDS!

[Eric the Red]

WASH YOUR HANDS!

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will

ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into

indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door

handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will

contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while

you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have

recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have

recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the

contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100

chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples'

anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...

...and wash your damn hands

 

[husker rob]

great, more things to worry about

 

[huskernumerouno]

that is an eye opener

 

[kc_husker]

WASH YOUR HANDS!

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will

ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into

indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door

handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will

contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while

you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have

recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have

recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the

contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100

chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples'

anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...

...and wash your damn hands

Why in the the hell would you post that?

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have

recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

That's why I hug.....well that and their boobs rub up against me

 

[huskernumerouno]

WASH YOUR HANDS!

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will

ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into

indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door

handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will

contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while

you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have

recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have

recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the

contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100

chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples'

anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...

...and wash your damn hands

Why in the the hell would you post that?

shock value I guess

 

[kc_husker]

YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HuskerNCo]

Well that's a hell of an article to read at 7:00 in the morning... <_<

It gets a big fat EWWW!!!

 

[Nigel87]

<_< You know that doesn't help my OCD.

Which is why I have this:

on my desk.

And carry a small bottle of Purell with me whenever I ride the commuter train.

At work there are quite a few people that work there that originate from the other side of the world (with different cultures) and I've seen and heard of employees (both male and female) return to work without washing their hands after going to the bathroom (1 & 2). Which makes me glad we're not a restaurant.

I got several complaints yesterday about a cashier that was sick. She'd be coughing into her hands and blowing her nose while ringing in customer's orders, she said she was going to the pharmacy to buy stuff on her break and I told her to pickup hand sanitizer when she was there.

 

[gamecocks]

My office is right across the hall from the restrooms, and I am shocked at how many people never wash their hands after using the restroom. When I can hear the toilet flush, and then a half second later, the door opens. it is a pretty good guess that they do not wash their hands.

 

[rawhide]

1. Don't shake hands very often.

2. Use the paper towel you just dried your hands with to open the door and then throw the towel away.

The other stuff just don't breath or sleep or eat or. . . . . . .

If this stuff bothers you never ever take microbiology.

 

[MCAT800]

If this stuff bothers you never ever take microbiology.

Or read stuff like this

 

[husker rob]

i was taught growing up not to pee or crap on my hands

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

1. Don't shake hands very often.

2. Use the paper towel you just dried your hands with to open the door and then throw the towel away.

The other stuff just don't breath or sleep or eat or. . . . . . .

If this stuff bothers you never ever take microbiology.

:yeah

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

i was taught growing up not to pee or crap on my hands

Dont tell me your finger has never slipped while wiping!! :lol: