Dear $Bill,
I hate you. I do not like you. In fact I wish you would rot in hell. However, will you please come back to Nebraska, so we can have some sort of athletic program before Peddy screws this up? We'll pay you more than what Texas A&M is paying, plus give you a pimpin' H2 Hummer to go with your Cadalliac Escalade. Also, please don't forget to so raise ticket prices again so it will take more than one co-signer to get season tickets at Memorial Stadium.
Best Wishes,
JHHusker
I hate you. I do not like you. In fact I wish you would rot in hell. However, will you please come back to Nebraska, so we can have some sort of athletic program before Peddy screws this up? We'll pay you more than what Texas A&M is paying, plus give you a pimpin' H2 Hummer to go with your Cadalliac Escalade. Also, please don't forget to so raise ticket prices again so it will take more than one co-signer to get season tickets at Memorial Stadium.
Best Wishes,
JHHusker