I wonder if Sipple realizes hes' writing for about 7% of the population.
Steven M. Sipple: It's time to offer Callahan some advice
OK, I'm only here to help. Every high-ranking public figure — including Nebraska football coach Bill Callahan — needs a smooth-talking, quick-thinking spin doctor to guide him or her when media insist on playing rough.
Don't worry, coach Callahan. The Big 12 football media gathering this coming week in Houston will be a piece of cake. You'll glide through it.
Sessions will be Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, with four schools represented each day. You and three of your players will be on hand Wednesday along with your all-time favorite squad — Oklahoma.
Someone in the press corps no doubt will ask you about the contemptuous remark you made last November regarding our friends from the Sooner State. Stay calm, coach. Keep that smile on your face. Perhaps tell the pundits you've long admired the Sooner State from afar. Maybe make mention of a few native Oklahomans — Will Rogers, Woody Guthrie, Mickey Mantle, for instance.
You know the old phrase, coach — kill 'em with kindness. Whatever you do, don't mention the h-word, and tell them there's a little backwoods in all of us.
Someone will no doubt broach your little slip-up at Texas Tech last October, and your second-half free fall at Kansas State, and your misguided "one loss, one season" comment following the season-ending Colorado setback. Criminy, everyone wants to rehash the past.
Whatever you do, coach, keep smiling. Your boss will appreciate that. If you feel yourself slipping toward anger, push the conversation toward the future.
Ah, the future. You're amazing, coach. You're doing it again on the recruiting trail. National recruiting guru Tom Lemming says he recently finished a nationwide tour during which he visited 950 of the nation's top 1,000 high school players. The Huskers, he says, are among a handful of teams that turn up most often on the recruits' lists of favorites, along with Florida, Texas, Southern Cal and Michigan.
If the pundits in Houston insist on rehashing your 5-6 record last season, and you feel frustration setting in, just think about those five straight winnable home games to begin the upcoming season. Indeed, consider the possibility of exacting revenge on Texas Tech. That should keep you smiling, coach. On the other hand, don't think about your inexperienced corners trying to cover Tech's fleet and experienced wideouts.
It'd be OK to tell the media you expect Nebraska to earn a bowl bid this year. Why not? It's an easy exercise to identify seven or eight or maybe even nine wins on your 2005 schedule. Tell the press you'll have to win several close games in order to get there. Hardly any win will occur easily. Make sure you say that, coach. Remember, humility is an endearing trait.
Last season, before the Western Illinois game, you said your offense doesn't take what defenses give it, "it takes what it wants." Well, forget that phrase, coach. Junk it. The Big 12's too tough to speak in such bold terms. You learned the hard way.
But, hey, the Big 12 North is in a down cycle. Some say it's abysmal. Maybe you should tell the media gathering in Houston that the Big 12 North is vastly underrated, that all of this Big 12 North bashing is unfair. If they believe you, it'll look even better in November if you happen to capture the division.
Yes, coach, you have a legitimate chance to capture the division. Of course, all six teams have a chance. Colorado is my pick; the Buffaloes return 17 starters, including their starting quarterback and the league's best stable of linebackers. But the Buffs lack a proven running back, and their receivers drop too many passes.
Plus, Colorado's schedule is much, much tougher than yours, coach. The key for Nebraska is beating Iowa State on Oct. 1 in Lincoln in the Huskers' league opener. That's a "must" win.
See, coach, the future looks bright. The Big 12 North is yours for the taking during the next couple of years. Colorado, Iowa State, Kansas State, Missouri — those teams can't match your staff's recruiting prowess, coach. And none of those teams can match your game-day atmosphere. But you knew that, and you're capitalizing on it in the recruiting wars.
Remember, coach, you're scheduled for Wednesday in Houston. Accompanying you to the podium will be three Huskers who are more inclined toward diplomacy than inflammatory comments — Cory Ross, Daniel Bullocks and Seppo Evwaraye. Should be a breeze in that regard.
You don't talk to the media much during the summer, coach. Heck, the last we heard from you was after the Spring Game. We know, we know — you're a grinder in the office. No time for chit-chat. That's OK. But now everyone's anxiously awaiting your big appearance this week.
"All I know is what I read in the papers," Will Rogers said long ago.
Remember that quote, coach, and please give the pundits in Houston some material to work with.
Steven M. Sipple: It's time to offer Callahan some advice
OK, I'm only here to help. Every high-ranking public figure — including Nebraska football coach Bill Callahan — needs a smooth-talking, quick-thinking spin doctor to guide him or her when media insist on playing rough.
Don't worry, coach Callahan. The Big 12 football media gathering this coming week in Houston will be a piece of cake. You'll glide through it.
Sessions will be Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, with four schools represented each day. You and three of your players will be on hand Wednesday along with your all-time favorite squad — Oklahoma.
Someone in the press corps no doubt will ask you about the contemptuous remark you made last November regarding our friends from the Sooner State. Stay calm, coach. Keep that smile on your face. Perhaps tell the pundits you've long admired the Sooner State from afar. Maybe make mention of a few native Oklahomans — Will Rogers, Woody Guthrie, Mickey Mantle, for instance.
You know the old phrase, coach — kill 'em with kindness. Whatever you do, don't mention the h-word, and tell them there's a little backwoods in all of us.
Someone will no doubt broach your little slip-up at Texas Tech last October, and your second-half free fall at Kansas State, and your misguided "one loss, one season" comment following the season-ending Colorado setback. Criminy, everyone wants to rehash the past.
Whatever you do, coach, keep smiling. Your boss will appreciate that. If you feel yourself slipping toward anger, push the conversation toward the future.
Ah, the future. You're amazing, coach. You're doing it again on the recruiting trail. National recruiting guru Tom Lemming says he recently finished a nationwide tour during which he visited 950 of the nation's top 1,000 high school players. The Huskers, he says, are among a handful of teams that turn up most often on the recruits' lists of favorites, along with Florida, Texas, Southern Cal and Michigan.
If the pundits in Houston insist on rehashing your 5-6 record last season, and you feel frustration setting in, just think about those five straight winnable home games to begin the upcoming season. Indeed, consider the possibility of exacting revenge on Texas Tech. That should keep you smiling, coach. On the other hand, don't think about your inexperienced corners trying to cover Tech's fleet and experienced wideouts.
It'd be OK to tell the media you expect Nebraska to earn a bowl bid this year. Why not? It's an easy exercise to identify seven or eight or maybe even nine wins on your 2005 schedule. Tell the press you'll have to win several close games in order to get there. Hardly any win will occur easily. Make sure you say that, coach. Remember, humility is an endearing trait.
Last season, before the Western Illinois game, you said your offense doesn't take what defenses give it, "it takes what it wants." Well, forget that phrase, coach. Junk it. The Big 12's too tough to speak in such bold terms. You learned the hard way.
But, hey, the Big 12 North is in a down cycle. Some say it's abysmal. Maybe you should tell the media gathering in Houston that the Big 12 North is vastly underrated, that all of this Big 12 North bashing is unfair. If they believe you, it'll look even better in November if you happen to capture the division.
Yes, coach, you have a legitimate chance to capture the division. Of course, all six teams have a chance. Colorado is my pick; the Buffaloes return 17 starters, including their starting quarterback and the league's best stable of linebackers. But the Buffs lack a proven running back, and their receivers drop too many passes.
Plus, Colorado's schedule is much, much tougher than yours, coach. The key for Nebraska is beating Iowa State on Oct. 1 in Lincoln in the Huskers' league opener. That's a "must" win.
See, coach, the future looks bright. The Big 12 North is yours for the taking during the next couple of years. Colorado, Iowa State, Kansas State, Missouri — those teams can't match your staff's recruiting prowess, coach. And none of those teams can match your game-day atmosphere. But you knew that, and you're capitalizing on it in the recruiting wars.
Remember, coach, you're scheduled for Wednesday in Houston. Accompanying you to the podium will be three Huskers who are more inclined toward diplomacy than inflammatory comments — Cory Ross, Daniel Bullocks and Seppo Evwaraye. Should be a breeze in that regard.
You don't talk to the media much during the summer, coach. Heck, the last we heard from you was after the Spring Game. We know, we know — you're a grinder in the office. No time for chit-chat. That's OK. But now everyone's anxiously awaiting your big appearance this week.
"All I know is what I read in the papers," Will Rogers said long ago.
Remember that quote, coach, and please give the pundits in Houston some material to work with.