Heard this on someone's radio today
Reminded me of another version I'd heard once ...sung by what sounded like the Cookie Monster?
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Lyrics to 96 Beers :
Too many six packs
For one guy
To be buying
Too many brewskies
For one man
To guzzle down
That's a whole lot of hops now
Lots of barley
You're always burping
And taking a pee
Better watch out now
You're gonna get sick
We'll be at a rest stop
In just a little while
Better roll down a window
We'll pull over here
And you'll start tossing
Those 96 beers
Say goodbye
To 96 beers
And when the sun comes up
I'll get a mop
You can wash my car
Clean it up
You're up in bed
Lying there
The alarm'll go off
It's set real loud
Get your a$$ down here
Don't make me shout
How can I get you to
Take these beer cans out?
Ya know your looking pretty fried
From 96 beers,
Your looking fried
Fried
Fried, fried, fried
I didn't let you drive
On 96 beers
You better hide
Your wife's outside
96 beers
96 beers