What Callahan "should" say...

[motorboatjonesNU]

is, "We, as coaches, have not been keeping up to the standard set by this great program. We're embarrassed, and we'll correct it."

Too bad we'll never hear it, or anything remotely close.

 

[I Bleed RED]

is, "We, as coaches, have not been keeping up to the standard set by this great program. We're embarrassed, and we'll correct it."

Too bad we'll never hear it, or anything remotely close.

This is more accurate:

"I am a no talent overrated born loser who tries with all my efforts to steal money from people like Al Davis and Steve PUD all the time while ruining what they once had in place. I want to be remembered as a destroyer of all things good. I can't believe people still liked me after the Ball St. game. Hopefully they now realize I am a bad influence, fire me and pay me $10 MIL to do so....hahahahaha. I want to sit at home at collect checks and soon my dream will be reality. The jokes on the Husker Nation"

 

[HuskerT]

is, "We, as coaches, have not been keeping up to the standard set by this great program. We're embarrassed, and we'll correct it."

Too bad we'll never hear it, or anything remotely close.

This is more accurate:

"I am a no talent overrated born loser who tries with all my efforts to steal money from people like Al Davis and Steve PUD all the time while ruining what they once had in place. I want to be remembered as a destroyer of all things good. I can't believe people still liked me after the Ball St. game. Hopefully they now realize I am a bad influence, fire me and pay me $10 MIL to do so....hahahahaha. I want to sit at home at collect checks and soon my dream will be reality. The jokes on the Husker Nation"

You forgot "and even if I am fired some other moron will hire me and allow me to bring Cosgrove along with me as my defensive coordinator."