What if Eric Crouch would of had Brandon Jackson at I-Back????

What if Zac Taylor had Terrell Owens as a wide receiver?

OH sh#t! :LOLtartar

T.O. would get pissed that Zac went to Maurice Purify instead of a triple covered T.O., then he would of marched up and down the sidelines throwing a hissy fit. Then all the conservative blue-hairs at memorial stadium would drop their jaws and start crying. A few of them would have heart attacks and strokes. The others would just have pee running down their legs. The Weiner Slinger would jam up because the bun was old and hard. Then Larry the Cable Guy would come down from the skybox and walk up to T.O. and say, "Look here you sunbitch". Then Bill Callahan's lip will start bleeding from over stretching his lips or jaw or whatever he does with his mouth on the sideline. Then Frank Solich will come out of the tunnel wearing a black trenchcoat, black lipstick, shooting everybody in Memorial Stadium. So we would all be Texas.

 
What if Zac Taylor had Terrell Owens as a wide receiver?

OH sh#t! :LOLtartar

T.O. would get pissed that Zac went to Maurice Purify instead of a triple covered T.O., then he would of marched up and down the sidelines throwing a hissy fit. Then all the conservative blue-hairs at memorial stadium would drop their jaws and start crying. A few of them would have heart attacks and strokes. The others would just have pee running down their legs. The Weiner Slinger would jam up because the bun was old and hard. Then Larry the Cable Guy would come down from the skybox and walk up to T.O. and say, "Look here you sunbitch". Then Bill Callahan's lip will start bleeding from over stretching his lips or jaw or whatever he does with his mouth on the sideline. Then Frank Solich will come out of the tunnel wearing a black trenchcoat, black lipstick, shooting everybody in Memorial Stadium. So we would all be Texas.
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

 
What if Zac Taylor had Terrell Owens as a wide receiver?

OH sh#t! :LOLtartar

T.O. would get pissed that Zac went to Maurice Purify instead of a triple covered T.O., then he would of marched up and down the sidelines throwing a hissy fit. Then all the conservative blue-hairs at memorial stadium would drop their jaws and start crying. A few of them would have heart attacks and strokes. The others would just have pee running down their legs. The Weiner Slinger would jam up because the bun was old and hard. Then Larry the Cable Guy would come down from the skybox and walk up to T.O. and say, "Look here you sunbitch". Then Bill Callahan's lip will start bleeding from over stretching his lips or jaw or whatever he does with his mouth on the sideline. Then Frank Solich will come out of the tunnel wearing a black trenchcoat, black lipstick, shooting everybody in Memorial Stadium. So we would all be Texas.
Yeah what is that "lip stretch" thing he does? It must just be a tick or something, every time they show him on TV he's doing it. Is that how he whistles and we just can't hear it?

 
What if they would have stuck with Coke inside the Staduim instead of Pepsi?

What if we still wore Converse instead of adidas?

What if Eric Crouch had the lines from 93-97?

 
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